Makes U Laugh
Once in a kindergarten, a teacher asks all students
to write an essay on the topic "A Poor Family".One student gets the lowest marks
for writing that essay . The student happens to be the richest girl in the
entire class and her essay goes on as…….
She writes:
aur wife dono gareeb they, do bachey they,
woh bhi bahut gareeb
they!!
Ghar ke saare naukar bhi gareeb they, ghar ka maali,
driver, aur guard bhi bahut gareeb they.
Ghar ke 4 kuttey bhi gareeb
they, 2 din sey chicken nahi khaaya tha.
servicing nahi hui thi,
Ghar ka A.C bhi theek nahi chalta tha, aur uppar
se ghar mein 1 saal se paint nahi hua tha!!
Family ko holiday ke
liye foregin country gaye bhi 6 mahiney ho gaye they,
Ghar ke 5 mein sey
2 TV to chaltey hee nahi they!!!
All in all, bahut hi gareeb family
thi!!
A man checked into a hotel. There was a
computer in his room, So
he
decided to send an
e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally Typed
wrong
address, and
without realizing his error, he sent
the
e-mail.
Meanwhile…..somewhere in Brazil , a widow
had just returned home from
her
husband’s funeral.
The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting
messages
from relatives
and friends.
After reading the first message, she
fainted. The widow’s son rushed
into
the room, found
his mother on the floor, and saw the computer
screen
which
read:
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To: My Loving
Wife
Subject: I’ve Reached
Date: 16 May
2002
I know you’re surprised to hear from
me. They have computers here now,
and
you are allowed
to send e-mails to your loved ones.
I’ve just reached and have been
checked in. I see that everything has
been
prepared for your
arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you then!
Hope your journey is as uneventful
as
mine
was.
yours
loving
husband……………….!!!!
How was that ?
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Thanks
Krishan Babbar
