BabbarKrishan

Deadly PJs….
Commit suicide at your own risk…
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Bataaon Kaise?

Bataaon Bataaon!

Nahi Pata?!!

Are
Galati se!!!!!!!!!!!

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zindegi ek paheli hai…

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scroll karne se solve nahi hogi….

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Teacher: ‘A’ for?

Student: Apple !!!

Teacher: Jor se bolo

Student: JAI MATA DI

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Ek baar ek aadmi ne badi tapasya ki.

shivji khush .

Prakat hue …

bole …

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puttar maang …

maang kya chahiye tujhey !

bakth utha …

bole shivji …

mujhey to aap sirf ek guitar de do !

shivji bole kaisa gadha hai ?

unhone kaha … puttar …

tuney badi achchi tapsya ki hai …

kuch bada maang !

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wo fir bola … nahi ji ..mujhey to aap guitar hi do

shivji ne phir samajhaya .. abey .. kuch dhang ka maang … !

par wo to ada hi hua tha … bola nahi … aap to mujhey guitar hi do !

shivji usey bade pyaar se khopch me lekar samjhane lage … bole ..yaar tu

kuch aur maang .. guitar

na maang …

wo bola … nahi nahi nahi !! mujhey sirf guitar hi chahiye … ab

shivji gussey main aa gaye … boley ,(scroll down)

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saale .. agar guitar mere paas hota to main ye damaru kyo bajata

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Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food Masala
9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution

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Heart Attack

Matlab

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DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!
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What’s the opposite of "Dominoes"???

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tired of thinking???

Well the answer is "Domi doesn’t know"

Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut"

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okei don’t kill me "Pizza Hutna math"

ok whats the opp of venky’s..

venlocks…
(now,now,dont bang ur head plz..)

Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?

Comepalakrishnan.

What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy?

Subramanium Didn’t See Me.
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A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses’ wife instead.

"I’m afraid he died last week." she explains.

The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss.

"I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week."

The next day he calls again and once more asks to Speak to his boss.

By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts, "I’VE ALREADY TOLD
YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK!

WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"

"Coz," he replied laughing, "I just love hearing it…"

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A guy is traveling in a deluxe car in the desert. He wants to take a bath, but he hasn?t got a soap and there is no water anywhere around?

what can he do?

->>He will integrate his d-lux car to get Lux + c (constant of integration) Using the lux soap he will take bath in the ?c?.

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one day a man calls his wife from his IDEA mobile
his call gets cross connected to some other lady.They still keep on talking..they start liking each other..and finally they get married.
what MORAL do u get???
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ek baar teen ants jarahi thee…….
to unhein cheenee(sugar) ki bori milti hie to pahlee do cheenti to usmein se cheenee ke dane utha leti hei but ek nahi uthati batao kyu ………..

kyunki

kyunki

use sugar ki beemari thee

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how do u place a camel in a fridge in three steps??
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1.open the fridge
2.keep the camel inside it
3.close the fridge
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hoe do u place an elephant in the fridge in 4 steps??
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1.open fridge 2.take the camel out
3.place the elephant inside
4.close the door

there was a jungle meeting. all the animals were required to report. all of them turned out, except one. who was it and why??

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.the elephant… u put it in the refridgerator, remember ???

now u have to cross a river which ios inhabited by deadly crocodiles…but any way u have to cross that river …how will u cross that ?
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it simple …as all animals are attending the meeting …so no crocodiles are there..so u can cross easily…

Okay in the jungle meeting where all the animals reported, they were welcomed with gutkha…..only one animal requested for a particular brand. which animal and which brand?

Ans: the animal is giraffe and he opted for "Manikchand" (Unche log unchi pasand !!!)

king lion goes on a search to find elephant
and has absolutely no problem in locatin this camel……y??

becoz our elephant kept his footwear outside the fridge.

suppose u need 2 transport all the things in ur house 4 relocating..suppose u go by aircraft … it is losing height and pilot asks u throw something away to reduce load…what is the thing u will throw away to reduce the load??
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the elephant in the fridge!!!!!!!!

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two persons r talkin by the swimming pool…one says he wont swim bcoz he is afraid of dying bcoz of drowning…..the other one says ….hey dont be afraid..i’ll show u how 2 swim and he dives in the pool n starts swimming….
suddenly, the man outside the pool dies…
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guess why????????
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the elephant falls on him…….
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ok enough time pass one final Q

ek haathi agar swimming pool mein gir gaya
to kaise bahar nikalega???????
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geela ho ke nikalega……

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ek aadmi marne vala hei to use kya khilaoge ……..

sweets nops

sault nopes

think

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are yaar
birla white cement
kyunki iske ander jaan hei…….
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whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man jumping from 10th floor?
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former goes (hit) aaaaaaaaa
later goes aaaaaaaaa (hit)

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Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an Orange?

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the answer is ……….
They Both Are Not a Banana !!

Krishan Babbar(Software Engineer)
+919888410780

This will save your eyes, as
life is not worth living without the eyes.

Are engineers too Smart ??
Check this one.

7 Engineers and 7 Doctors are going from PUNE to
Mumbai.
So both groups gather at Pune Station. Both groups are
desperately trying to prove their superiority.

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SCENE 1 (PUNE - MUMBAI) :

7 engineers take only 1 Ticket and 7 doctors buy all 7
tickets..
Doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come……
When TC arrives, All 7 Engineers get in one toilet SO
when TC knocks , one hand come out with
the ticket and the TC goes away….Doctors say "Dekh
lenge"

NOW on return Journey all of them don’t get a direct
train to PUNE. So they all decide to take a Passenger
till Lonavala, from there they can easily get a LOCAL
to PUNE

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SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA) :
Doctors decided, "this time we will prove that we too
are equally SHAANE"….All 7 Doctors take 1 Ticket
Engineers don’t buy ticket at all!!!!!..TC arrives….
ALL DOCTORS IN ONE TOILET.ALL ENGINEERS IN THE
OPPOSITE ONE..

One engineer gets out and knocks the door of Doctors
toilet, One hand comes with the tickets, he takes the
ticket and comes in engg
toilet…

TC DRIVES out ALL the doctors from the toilet and they
are heavily  fined…….. tai tai fissssssss..

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SCENE 3 ( LONAVALA - MUMBAI) :

SO now both the group on LONAVALA station. Doctors
planning their move for last chance.. they board the
local to Pune.

This time doctors decide that they will play the same
(1 ticket) trick.
ALL Doctors take 1 tickets…Engineers BUY all 7
tickets this time… SO TC Comes.. All Engineers show
their tickets…..

Doctors are still searching for toilet in the
LOCAL………..

Krishan Babbar (Software Engineer)

God is One.
Most of us know this, but do the things as there are many Gods.
E.g. Hindu go to temples but don’t believe in Gurudwaras and Sikh go to Gurudwaras and don’t believe in temples.
I said Why?
Why people do so?

In my opinion God is one and that is in ourselves.

If we asked our self for something, that will be answered.
In my experience, whenever i wish 4 something to myself or u can say God from my heart, i get always.

Give your opinions.

Thanks

Krishan Babbar

I studied in a school which  is situated at Halwai Bazaar, Ambala City.
I really enjoyed a lot that time and i miss my school friends a lot.
I wish that they search and found me through this web page.

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